Fitness Lynn

Weekly Archive #1
January 31, 2002

The perils of a chain-link bikini:
1) Getting into it requires an assistant and an art form.
2) It is not as elastic as you would think.
3) If one link breaks, it crumbles into a pile of metal at your feet.
4) It leaves funky tan lines.
5) If one clasp gets stuck, you could be wearing it for days.

The benefits of a chain-link bikini:
1) Getting into it requires an assistant.
2) It is easy to hail a taxi.
3) If one link breaks, it crumbles into a pile of metal at your feet.
4) You can clasp your key chain anywhere.
5) To clean, you just need a garden hose.